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Things that make you go Hmm... by *TornApartAtMySeams:iconTornApartAtMySeams:

Categories Literature > Prose > Non-Fiction > General Non-Fiction


Why do we drive on a parkway, yet park on a driveway?

Why is the game "Monopoly" made by just one company?

Why do we have Deja Vu?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

How is it possible to have a civil war?(think about it)

Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?

Why do you pay extra to get something put on your sandwich but don't get a discount when something is taken off

If we're not supposed to talk to strangers... How do we make friends?

Why are Christmas lights packaged with the warning "For indoor or outdoor use only"? Where else would you put them?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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~BriBreeze Jul 3, 2009, 7:49:23 PM
lol these are awesome!

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i killed ze bunana quing!!!
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~YesIDoThinkPolysRFun Jul 3, 2009, 7:50:23 PM
"Why do you pay extra to get something put on your sandwich but don't get a discount when something is taken off?" is up there twice.

But yes; questions that will forever boggle the human mind.

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To those who'd ground me
Take a message back from me:
Tell them how I
Am defying gravity
And nobody in all of Oz
No Wizard that is or was
Is ever gonna bring me down!

Elphaba, Defying Gravity
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*TornApartAtMySeams Jul 3, 2009, 7:52:09 PM
hehe. thanks for telling me. i'll go fix it.

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-My heart is just to dark to care
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*TornApartAtMySeams Jul 3, 2009, 7:52:32 PM
hehe. i know right. these questions keep me up at night. hehehe

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-My heart is just to dark to care
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~YesIDoThinkPolysRFun Jul 3, 2009, 8:00:36 PM
I've heard many English grammar/vocabulary questions like this. Such as, why do we call hamburgers/eggplants hamburgers/eggplants? They aren't made from ham/eggs.

I can't think of the one about cargo, ships, and planes.

Though I must say I've never considered the civil war one, or the Monopoly one.

--
To those who'd ground me
Take a message back from me:
Tell them how I
Am defying gravity
And nobody in all of Oz
No Wizard that is or was
Is ever gonna bring me down!

Elphaba, Defying Gravity
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~starlt Jul 4, 2009, 7:33:16 AM
What is the inspiration begiond that? Did those si mply come to mind and then they are written down?Anyways, it is rediclos either way :aww: (btw, the letter that comes after t....or y....still doesn't work...)
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*TornApartAtMySeams Jul 4, 2009, 5:28:03 PM
hehe. just felt like sharing. hehe. most of them just came to me. some i found online. some ppl have told me. hehe.



and i figured. hehe

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-My heart is just to dark to care
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~BriBreeze Jul 4, 2009, 8:36:49 PM
dude totally! lol

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i killed ze bunana quing!!!
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~pirateoforange Jul 4, 2009, 10:56:03 PM
Ha! That's great! :la:

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I can only blame myself, you can only blame me...

And I could write a song a hundred miles long, well that's where I belong and you belong with me...
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